Yay! It's alive!

[The English Tart]

*shoves wonderlass out of the way* Step aside! I claim the position of Arch Nemesis of The French Biscuit! Ha ha! On guard, filthy frog! Prepare to meet your ultimate doom! *flings tea pot full of piping hot Earl Gray at the unsuspecting Biscuit*

[MoonbeamDancer]

~screams~ Buscuit! DUCK!!!!

[hiddencrawler]

YAY! He is alive.
(I was a little worried there for a moment).

RUN, Biscuit, RUN!


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Always watching from the shadows...

[The French Biscuit]

ZUT ALORS! NOT YOU!!! *the kettle bounces off the biscuit's beret* I zhought I left you tied to zhe Eifel Tower with a Napolean shoved in your face!
Oh, you blasted Tart!
But will not hide from you, no I will not even duck, for i yam ZHE FRENCH BISCUIT! And I will defeat you AGAIN! Face zhe flames of enfer you crusty excuse for a pastry!
*flings a Flaming Croissant of DOOM at The English Tart*
Ahh...I love haveing an arch nemesis. So much more fun!

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Don't mess with me, I'm French!

[wonderlass]

(psssssst* say french tart, oh i mean biscuit.)
IM ON TO YOU!

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dirty deeds done dirt cheap

~*WONDERLASS*~

[The French Biscuit]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wonderlass:
(psssssst* say french tart, oh i mean biscuit.) IM ON TO YOU! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I hate to be zhe one to break zhis to you, but zhere is noting to get on to.

People and zheir conspiracy theories, hmph.



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Don't mess with me, I'm French!

[wonderlass]

oh yeaaaaaa, sure french fella(i know, gal, i just like the play on words)
donsnt any one else think this is a lil convenint, on biscuits part, shall i present my cercumstantal evidence?

ooo tsk tsk

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dirty deeds done dirt cheap

~*WONDERLASS*~

[The English Tart]

*glares at wonderlass* What, you think I tied myself to the Eiffel Tower? *snatches up dented teapot, catches flaming croissant inside, flings reheated (but still good!) tea at wonderlass*

Now that that totally lacking in class American has been taken care of I can start in on you, my little strumpet crumpet! Ha ha! You call yourself French! I say you are a fraud! An imposter! How else do you explain your blatant mispelling of one of France's national landmarks? *flings dry toast projectiles at The "French" Biscuit*

[wonderlass]

american he says!!! (or should i assume its a gal>>)*glare*
as you well know i am nigh invernable, so ha!
awwwww**
ok im gone, not feeling very witty w/ 2 hours of sleep under my pillow.
but you'll get yours, oh yes!

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dirty deeds done dirt cheap

~*WONDERLASS*~

[TrickyDisco]

TA-TAAAA!

Mittie called me last night, and P R O M I S E D he'd be back in the next couple of weeks!

..especially after I told him about Spatch's tyrant reign of the kitchen!

He sends his best to all of you!